Funny Forests
- In the middle of a forest, a turtle and a snail have gruesome head on collision. The snail is rushed to the emergency room, where a doctor asks what happened. On the edge of consciousness, the snail responds, "I don't know Doc...It all happened so fast!".
- Once there was a cubical lying in a triangular forest. he buried himself in the spherical earth and went to sleep. Years later, he awoke and discovered what he had become, and exclaimed, "Gee, I'm a tree!".
- How do crazy people go through a forest? The take the psycho-path!
- Why did the tree go to the doctor? Because it was feeling very green!
- What is a tree's least favourite month? Sep-timber!
- How do trees get onto the internet? The log in!